Humor: Ode to Thanksgiving
Ode to Thanksgiving Thanksgiving is upon us, that special time of the year when the whole house gets to be clean at the same time because approximately 100,000 relatives are about to descend to eat a...
View ArticleHumor: ‘Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’t sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep The leftovers beckoned — The dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with all of...
View ArticleHumor: Top Ten Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much Thanksgiving Dinner
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you. 9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. 8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift...
View ArticleHumor: Thanksgiving in the UK
A few years ago, an American and a British journalist were discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program. The American asked if Thanksgiving was celebrated in the UK. “Yes,” the British journalist...
View ArticleHumor: Thanksgiving-Themed Movies
The Top 15 Thanksgiving-Themed Movies 15. To Kill A Walking Bird 14. My Best Friend’s Dressing 13. Thighs Wide Shut 12. The Texas Coleslaw Massacre 11. Casserolablanca 10. The Fabulous Baster Boys 9....
View ArticleHumor: Thanksgiving Recipes by Kids
by Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook Ivette – Banana Pie You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash...
View ArticleLoud Thud, A
In the second year of my marriage, we had lost our apartment. The company that owned the apartments was tearing them down to reconstruct newer more upscale apartments and we had to move on the spur of...
View ArticleHumor: After-Thanksgiving Poem
I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn, I ate too much pudding and pie. I’m stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin’ I’m probably going to die. I piled up my plate and I ate and...
View ArticleJasper and the uncooked yeast rolls (The dog Pepto Bismol Story)
by Ann Jeffries We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption,...
View ArticleHumor: Thanksgiving Outlook
by Elliot Abrams, excerpted from the book, “Weather Prognosticators and the Media: Fallacies, Facts, and Fun in Forecasting”, by Norm Macdonald Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven...
View ArticleHumor: Ode to Thanksgiving
Ode to Thanksgiving Thanksgiving is upon us, that special time of the year when the whole house gets to be clean at the same time because approximately 100,000 relatives are about to descend to eat a...
View ArticleHumor: Thanksgiving Prayer
My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks. When they were old enough, we began letting our children say the meal prayer. Of course at first they would ask for a pony, a...
View ArticleHumor: Ode to Thanksgiving
Ode to Thanksgiving Thanksgiving is upon us, that special time of the year when the whole house gets to be clean at the same time because approximately 100,000 relatives are about to descend to eat a...
View ArticleHumor: Thanksgiving Outlook
by Elliot Abrams, excerpted from the book, “Weather Prognosticators and the Media: Fallacies, Facts, and Fun in Forecasting”, by Norm Macdonald Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven...
View ArticleHumor: Thanksgiving Prayer
My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks. When they were old enough, we began letting our children say the meal prayer. Of course at first they would ask for a pony, a...
View ArticleHumor: Ode to Thanksgiving
Ode to Thanksgiving Thanksgiving is upon us, that special time of the year when the whole house gets to be clean at the same time because approximately 100,000 relatives are about to descend to eat a...
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